Zombie Dos and Don'ts

ZOMBIE CRAWL GUIDELINES:

1. San Francisco is a big city - a popular city. Please, don't mess with kids, parents, dangerous homeless people, tourists, etc....
2. Dress for the weather! San Francisco is famous for wind and rain - and random warm spots located across the street from where you are. Bars can be packed and sweaty - take this into consideration too. Your one night back on the land of the living can quickly be ruined by not dressing accordingly.
3. Prepare for anything! This is an all night adventure - it is completely up to you when you want to stay or leave. You could be out for hours, so prepare to either bring a snack or eat something on the way
4. Watching zombies get drunk and rowdy is fun. Babysitting zombies while he vomits in an alley is not. Don't be that zombie. Know your limit, and pace yourself - it could be a long night.
5. Make sure you always pay for your drinks and tip the bar staff. We don't want to get a bad image, an would prefer to do this again. And, try to pay fast as you can - there are more zombies waiting for their drinks!
6. Stay with the group. It's not just a case of "the more, the scarier" - Zombies are more dangerous with large numbers of fellow undead and what one zombie can't achieve (or get away with) is a possibility for 50 or more! Enlist your friends!
7. Dress up! You don't have to dress exactly like a typical zombie. In fact, unusual interpretations of the undead are much appreciated, both by those we bring fear to....Feel free to bring on Bruce Campbell, Planet Terror, etc., etc.,.....
8. Please remember that this is all about having fun. Drink if you'd like, don't if you don't. But, no one wants to see a sh*t-faced zombie puking, or worse, getting in trouble with the cops.
9. Zombies don't drink and drive. Its pretty safe if they do even NOT drunk, but thats beside the point. Please, arrange for a MUNI or taxi to take you back to your graveyard.
10. You SHOULD "moan" like a zombie. Let 'em know you're coming, practice your undead rage.
11. Zombies don't talk to the press. We have no official statement other than "Braaiiiins...."
12. Zombies don't get arrested.
13. Bring some friends! Make some friends! Lone zombies never do much damage.....
14. Have a GREAT HALLOWEEN.